What If the Person Who Named Walkie Talkies Named Everything?
Updated: Feb. 05, 2020You've probably never thought about how weird the word 'walkie talkie' is until now. Here's what would happen if we named everything like that.
Let’s name things like the Walkie Talkie
A few years back, Reddit user dirtknapp asked the Internet: “What would the person who named Walkie Talkies have named other things?” The answers went on for a smiley whiley—and here are our very favourites.
Forks would be…
Does anyone know where the box of plastic stabby grabbies is? I need one for my salad.
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Spoons would be…
Please stop slurping your meal off of your soupy scoopy.
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Wigs would be…
Grandpa likes to wear a hairy weary for special occasions because he lost all his real hair.
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Limos would be…
Lots of roomy vroomies pulled up to the church to take the wedding party to the reception.
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A defibrillator would be…
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Computers would be…
Make sure to bring your starey squaries to lecture today.
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Cruise missiles would be…
We saw lots of antique zoomie boomies at the war museum.
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Microwaves would be…
The instructions say to cook it in the heatie eaty for four minutes.
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Allergies would be…
My wheezy sneezies are always so bad this time of year.
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Cowbells would be…
Make sure to bring the cattle rattles to the football game so we can cheer on our team.
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Screwdrivers would be…
Is it a Phillips or flat head rightie tighty?
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Socks would be…
One of the best gifts you can give is feetie heaties. Everyone needs them!
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