15 Funny Monday Jokes to Get You Through the Week

The first day back to work is always the hardest. Read through these funny Monday jokes to start your week with a smile.

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Monday Jokes- Look On The Bright Side
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Monday jokes to beat the back-to-work blues

Look on the bright side, at least Mondays only happen once a week. (Once a week is more than enough!)

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Monday Jokes-Fighting Days
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Fighting days

Sunday and Monday are in a fight. Who wins? Sunday. Monday is a weekday. Geddit? “Weak”-day? (We tend to feel weak on Mondays too.)

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Monday Jokes- Dont Blink Or Youll Miss It
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Don’t blink or you’ll miss it

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, I blinked, Monday. The weekend goes by way too fast!

These silly sleep jokes will have you laughing in bed.

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Monday Jokes- One Star Movie
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One star movie

If Monday was a movie, it would be very long and boring. (Let’s just skip it.)

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Monday Jokes- Question For You
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Question for you

Hello Monday, can I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Do you not have a hobby? Monday really needs something to keep itself busy so we don’t have to see it.

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Monday Jokes- Day After Monday
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Day after Monday

I like Tuesday simply because it is the furthest from next Monday I can possibly be. On Tuesday you can relax a little knowing Monday is far, far away.

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Monday Jokes- Abducted
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If you ever see me smiling on a Monday, know that an alien has killed me and is wearing my skin as a disguise. We never, ever smile on Mondays.

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Monday Jokes- From The Bed To The Floor
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From the bed to the floor

Monday morning…Rolling out of bed is easy. Getting up off the floor is another story.

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Monday Jokes- Hit It Hard
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Hit it hard

If Monday had a face, I would punch it. Punch it all the way into next week.

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Monday Jokes- Sunday Is Sadder Than Monday
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Sunday is sadder than Monday

I know a lot of you are sad because it’s a Monday…But don’t forget, only 48 hours ago, it was a sadder day. Once four o’clock hits on Sunday, you know there is no escaping what’s coming next…

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Monday Jokes- Rain Over Work
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Rain over work

A rainy Friday is still better than a sunny Monday…

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Monday Jokes- One Day A Week
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One day a week

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. Imagine if we had two Mondays every week!

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Monday Jokes- Bring It Back
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Bring it back

If every day is a gift, I want to know where I can return Mondays. Store credit will do—we’ll exchange it for another Saturday.

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Monday Jokes- Monday The 13th
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Monday the 13th

The only thing worse than Friday the 13th is Monday the 13th. It’s a much spookier day.

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Monday Jokes- Extended Weekend
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Extended weekend

I really need a day in-between Sunday and Monday. Make every weekend a three-day weekend and Mondays won’t seem so bad!

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