80+ Funny Jokes to Start Your Day With a Smile
Whether you're celebrating April Fool's Day or National Tell a Joke Day (August 16), you're going to love this cheesy collection of puns and one-liners—no kidding!
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, bartender says “sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh.
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What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?” The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
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Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
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What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
After a crime, a detective noted that he thought it was foul play. The other detective said, “You mean, he was playing with birds?”
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What did the policeman say to his bellybutton? You’re under a vest.
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Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage? Because every play has a cast.
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
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What kind of ghost has the best hearing? The eeriest.
Why are there gates around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.
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When do computers overheat? When they need to vent.
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Where can you buy chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
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How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coffin.
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What do you call fake spaghetti? An im-pasta.
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What did the yoga instructor say when her landlord tried to evict her? Namaste.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.
Why did the farmer win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
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What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships.
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Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing…It just waved.
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What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race? Ketchup.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
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How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
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Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? If it had four doors it would be called a chicken sedan.
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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain.
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