Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?” The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
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Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
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What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
After a crime, a detective noted that he thought it was foul play. The other detective said, “You mean, he was playing with birds?”
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What did the policeman say to his bellybutton? You’re under a vest.
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What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
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Why are there gates around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.
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When do computers overheat? When they need to vent.
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Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
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How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coffin.
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What do you call fake spaghetti? An im-pasta.
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How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
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Why did the farmer win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
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What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships.
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What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing…It just waved.
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
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How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
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Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? If it had four doors it would be called a chicken sedan.
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What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain.
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How does a duck buy lipstick? She just puts it on her bill.
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What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.
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Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
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What do horses say when they fall? Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up.
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Why can’t you trust duck doctors? They’re all quacks.
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What did the elevator say when it sneezed? I think I’m coming down with something.
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Why did the bicycle collapse? It was two tired.
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Why did the restaurant hire a pig? He was good at bacon.
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Why did the poor man stock up on yeast? To make some dough.
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Why were the fish’s grades so bad? It was below sea level.
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What kind of shoes do burglars wear? Sneakers.
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Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
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Never buy anything with Velcro. It’s a total rip-off.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It was fine—he woke up.
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When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar.
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I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
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Why are the Irish so wealthy? Because their capital is always Dublin.
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What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
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All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my right hand.
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This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
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