10 Funny Birthday Quotes for Everyone in Your Life

Look no further for hilariously perfect quotes for birthday cards.

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For the aging flirt

“One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you’ve become harmless.” —Liz Smith

Here are eight ways to embrace your next milestone birthday.

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For the sentimental loved one

“The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.” —Oprah Winfrey

These 27 hope quotes will instantly lift you up.

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For the life of the party

“You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.” —Ogden Nash

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For the graceful ager

“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” —Mark Twain

These 34 quotes from famous Canadians will make you LOL!

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For the newest addition to the 50 club

“Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.” —Harold Coffin

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For the birthday hater

“There is still no cure for the common birthday.” —John Glenn

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For the happy-go-lucky idealist

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.” —Lucille Ball

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For the comedian in the family

“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.” —Larry Lorenzoni

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For the aspiring world-changer

“Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young.” —Dorothy Canfield Fisher

For more inspiration, check out these hilarious corny jokes!

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For the loving grandparent

“You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” —Bob Hope

Next, here are 23 quotes to make you feel better about getting older.

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