10 Funny Birthday Quotes for Everyone in Your Life
Updated: Oct. 23, 2018
Look no further for hilariously perfect quotes for birthday cards.
For the aging flirt
“One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you’ve become harmless.” —Liz Smith
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For the sentimental loved one
“The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.” —Oprah Winfrey
For the life of the party
“You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.” —Ogden Nash
For the graceful ager
“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” —Mark Twain
For the newest addition to the 50 club
“Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.” —Harold Coffin
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For the birthday hater
“There is still no cure for the common birthday.” —John Glenn
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For the happy-go-lucky idealist
“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.” —Lucille Ball
For the comedian in the family
“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.” —Larry Lorenzoni
For the aspiring world-changer
“Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young.” —Dorothy Canfield Fisher
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For the loving grandparent
“You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” —Bob Hope
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