Hot seat
What’s the best way to burn vegetables?
Roast them.
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So corny
Why are butchers so hilarious?
They always ham it up.
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Just famished
What’s the best food when you’re so hungry you could eat a house?
Cottage cheese, wall nuts, and kitchen sink cookies.
Food critic
Why are chefs so harsh?
They’re always beating eggs.
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Dinner guest
Which friends should you always take out to dinner?
Your taste buds.
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Spoiler alert
What kind of vegetable is known for spoiling?
A leek.
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So strong
What’s the best food to eat before a workout?
Mussels.
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Health nuts
Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Toph
Toph who?
Sorry, we don’t serve tofu.
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Here all week
What’s the main ingredient in canned laughter?
Processed cheese.
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Careful now
What are the most dangerous recipes?
Ones that call for squashes and whipped cream.
Grade A beef
When is eating just like school?
When you have three or four courses.
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A little romance
How do you ask a foodie out to dinner?
Say: “Lettuce meat for a date.”
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Mindful eating
What’s the most relaxing type of pasta?
Spa-ghetti.
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