50 Bad Jokes That You Can’t Help But Laugh At
Some bad jokes only deserve eye rolls and groans. But somehow, these manage to still be funny.
(Sorry. We had to start off this collection of bad jokes with one of the oldest in the book.)
If you’re Canadian when you go in the bathroom…
…and Canadian when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
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There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
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Two muffins were sitting in an oven.
One turned to the other and said, “Wow, it’s pretty hot in here.” The other one shouted, “Wow, a talking muffin!”
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I sold my vacuum the other day.
All it was doing was collecting dust.
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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?
10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it.
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What’s the difference between a rabbit and a plum?
They’re both purple except for the rabbit.
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Two windmills are standing in a wind farm.
One asks, “What’s your favourite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
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I like elephants.
Everything else is irrelephant.
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Two guys walk into a bar.
The third guy ducks.
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What do you call a fake noodle?
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Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
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Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed some space.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
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A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
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Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it’d be a foot.
The wedding was so beautiful…
…Even the cake was in tiers.
Why don’t dinosaurs talk?
Because they’re dead.
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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What did the mime say to his audience?
Nothing. He held his character because he’s a professional.
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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It’s inappropriate to make a “dad joke” if you are not a dad.
It’s a faux pa.
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What did the buffalo say when his son left?
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My new thesaurus is terrible.
Not only that, but it’s also terrible.
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What do you call a psychic little person who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
What did Blackbird say when he turned 80?
What’s the dumbest animal in the jungle?
A polar bear.
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I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey…
…but then I turned myself around.
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Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
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Wife: “How do I look?”
Husband: “With your eyes.” Now that’s a dad joke if we ever heard one.
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What’s the best part about living in Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
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Have you heard the rumour about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t be spreading it.
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